Dante’s Inferno : B to the A, my friends.
April 30, 2010 Leave a comment
If I were to be taking a vacation to Hell, I would want Dante as my tour guide. The man stitched a cross into his chest and kills Death! That is . . . insane.
Okay, here is the deal. I am going to mention the bad first. Get it out of the way, sweep it under and get on with our lives.
1. There are about a dozen camera snafu’s that block or hinder jumps, movements, and attacks.
2. Every once in a while you will get a “AWW Come on man, I hit that button!” moment and you really did hit that button.
3. You would think that the lower levels of hell were as freakish as the first 4-5 levels. Just sayin’.
Other than those things, I could not find anything wrong with Dante’s Inferno. The controls were fairly smooth. Combat was clean and feverish. It keeps your attention all the way to the end. Some people have complained that they thought there would be more variety of bad guys the farther into Hell you went, I didn’t mind. The Devil can only employee so many.
It is obvious that Visceral Games wanted to freak you out with the first 4 stages of Hell. The screams of the damned and the cries of unbaptized babies that chase you will stick in your ear. All the stages are done very nicely, but Lust makes you go “What are these guys drinking?”. The pure shock and awe of Lust will make you giggle at first. It turns into a game of counting how many penises and vaginas you can see. Not to mention the main demons of the stage. They beat you down with . . . wait for it . . . their vagina tonuges.
Another, image that made me laugh was when I fought Lucifer. He is quite fearsome and well endowed. At first I thought that he had three legs. Nope.
So, yeah, this is not for the kiddies.
Sure you can compare Dante’s Inferno to God of War, but you can compare those games to hundreds before them. One great thing is that there is plenty of downloadable content out now and in the near future, including a multi-player mode. I will pick this game up when it goes on sale. It was an enjoyable 14 hours.
Rent, then buy if you want the DLC packs that are offered. Either way, it is worth your time.